Selective Hearing

The act of listening to only the things a person wants to hear. This can lead to a complete topic change.

Matt: Yo are you watching this Rockies game? It's nuts!

Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.

Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.

by tombalaya October 23, 2009

heaving

(Verb) - Loving, Living, or Gagging for someone/something to the extreme. Derived from the word "dry-heaving" refers to the next level after gagging.

Virginia, I am HEAVING over your Louboutins right now! You flaw-less bish!

by Miss Esty Dee January 2, 2017

herding cattle

A sexual euphemism by a cowboy toward any damsel

"Howdy there ma'am, would you happen to be in the mood to mosey on down to the inn and go herding cattle"

by CattleHerder123 April 3, 2017

the healing

sexual satisfaction and/or release

surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!

bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

hearingaid

The act of fornicating with the hole created by a woman's ear spacer.

Man, See that bitch with the hole in her ear? I've gave her a hearingaid.

by Lindsay Forrester March 20, 2009

healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.

Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."

by Guvanator December 1, 2010