Grammar Snob

Someone who gets so worked up by improper grammar, they are unable to function.

Chuck is such a dick. My email to his customer had "there" instead of "their" and he came at me like a god damn pitbull. What a grammar snob.

by msch2 October 28, 2009

Grammar School

The best type of school. Pupils are both intelligent and civilised.

"Don't talk to me unless you went to a grammar school."

by BC FTW June 23, 2014

Guildford Grammar School

Guildford Grammar, A previously co-ed school, turned all boy school. However, after many years of not getting pussy they decided to go back to co-ed. Unfortunately no girl wants to go to school on a farm full of pigs so, they only have a few dozen in each year level. The boys at Guildford are often described as having nearly as much intelligence as a first generation caveman, they often react to banter situations with aggression and take every comment to the cold black thing they call a heart. Guildford boys often like to prey on the girls of the school, making questionable comments and sexually harassing them. The school is most well known for failing in the sport, academic, music and art part of education however, they excel in being pricks. The average Guildford guy is a fuckboy who likes to ask girls for nudes and videos of them masturbating. Yet, whilst they still do this you will more then often see the boys get hard to each other in the change rooms. A Guildford boy is your basic faggot who tries so, so hard to act straight. The girls are alright, they just need to move to somewhere better and hopefully get good therapy help after the horrors they experienced whilst there.

See that guy wanking over there? Must go to Guildford Grammar School.

Who came last in the Head Of The River? Guildford Grammar School of course!

What is that school again that's in the PSA but no one cares about? Oh yeah! Guildford Grammar School!

by GGS IS FESTY March 22, 2019

Gramatard

Also known as grammartard and grammatard, this word describes somebody who completely refuses to accept the commonly known grammar rules used in the English language. Most commonly seen in phone texts or online conversations, the offender tends to not notice when this is brought up.

Offender - "i didnt did do that"

Response - " You sir, are a gramatard."

by Jahadaz May 8, 2010

Grammar Nazi

Something an asshole calls a smart person when the asshole knows they're wrong.

Asshole: "Ha ha ha, dat movie are so much funnies!"
Smart person: "Actually, it's 'is so funny', not 'are so much funnies'.
Asshole: "DO YOU JUST CORRECK ME? GRAMMAR NAZI!!!!"
Smart person: "It's 'correct', and I'm not a Nazi, you idiot!"
Asshole: "YOU'RE A NAZI BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Smart person: "Asshole."

by Roydiscord Productions May 22, 2021

Grammar Nazi

The only good kind of Nazi.

That grammar Nazi sure knows his prepositions!

by McNJay April 28, 2010

Grammarian

A funny little word that you may hear your english teacher may use to imply that s/he is religious in regard to grammar. I've always taken it to mean that your grammar will be corrected without remorse.

My english teacher swears she's a devout Grammarian.

by Chris R March 19, 2006