gooch mongol

Someone who tries to penetrate a gooch.

In jail my cell mate was a gooch mongol.

by skidodude January 27, 2005

goobied

intoxicated to a high extent; wasted; shitfaced; plastered; drunk; smashed; hammered

I was so goobied last night I didn't know if I fucked a man or a woman.

by Combo/Megan July 26, 2006

Side-Gooch

Just as the gooch is the area between the balls and the sphinc, the side-gooch is the area between the balls and the legs.

My side-gooch smells like a genocide.

by Smegster. November 12, 2010

Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can be used as noun or adjective)

An activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one's gooch

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team

Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

n: That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!

Oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!

by mtc25 January 12, 2009

Goobing

.You can't define goobing, you just simply know when it's occuring. If you don't know, it's not happening. When Goobing does occur, it proceeds with the phrase "Look at The Object or person in question Goob!".

"Hey Steve, look at him goob!"
"Ah sweet man he's totaly goobing!"

by John Feltswater December 29, 2008

Smooth Gooch

(verb) to rub an erect penis along the skin of a male or female gooch/taint in order to smooth it or to gain pleasure.

I couldn't handle Liza's taint hair so i smooth gooched it all away.

by wickboi5117 May 21, 2011

gooch broom

a broom used to clean the gooch under dirty conditions.

tom had a dirty gooch, the gooch broom made it clean agian.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004