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Golden Harrington

When a coastie male is in the physical act of sexual intercourse, more specifically performing his perfected Chilli Dog or Swedish Periscope maneuver and due to the constant extreme levels of alcohol within his system, just prior to climaxing and spraying his intoxicated maiden or sailor down with his gentleman’s sausage sauce, an uncontrolled golden shower of urine is excreted onto the unsuspecting mates chest.
Coastie Joey had been on a vacation to Cuba and much like most drill weekends, he found himself piss drunk and on a three day drunken bender looking for a young beautiful willing “girl” on island B to cozy up to. They would have a few laughs, perhaps a dance, gallons and gallons of alcohol (any kind will do) and when the moment was just right and the two were sharing the most intimate Chilli Dog sexual act, he rained down with an alcohol, semen and urine filled Golden Harrington onto the chest of his love of the night.
by Hello Sunshine Fred December 11, 2018
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Golden Blimp

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.
(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011
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Golden Ramsey

Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.
The meatloaf was burnt so James gave his wife a Golden Ramsey.
by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020
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Golden Ronald

When a homeless crack whore gets your pee fetish off by letting you urinate on her for a Quarter pounder meal.
I’ve been feeding that crack whore with the golden Ronald every day for the last two weeks. She smells like hot urine anyway so why not.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
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golden empire

An ant colony on the popular YouTube series ant Canada
The golden empire explored there new home
by The dark knights July 26, 2017
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golden anniversary

The year you've been together or are celebrating something when it matches the date :
You were first published on July 31, 1977. July 31 of 2008 is 31 years later - this is your golden anniversary of being a published author.
by Whizz211 January 17, 2014
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Golden Blizzard

When someone has their tongue stuck to a pole and you take a piss in their mouth
When Jeremy encountered Marvin he laughed and gave him a golden blizzard instead of helping him
by The Vacuum September 27, 2014
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