Gleason

Another word for poop, pooping yourself

Dude did you just take a gleason?

I just gleased myself.

by DUMPeldore January 15, 2009

glat

A type of Kosher authorization, but even more rigourously adherant to Jewish law; hot girl without any STDS

Man, that bitch is so kosher she's glat

by Chivas Regal December 23, 2003

Glean

To dick slap a girl until she bleeds.

I gleaned her until her heart stopped.

by The Felcher Boys July 24, 2008

gleak

To gleak is to emit a quick spray of spit or spittle from one persons mouth at another person.

I gleaked onto a Jame's face.

by Quikt July 6, 2003

Gleaming the Cube

To fail so badly that there is brilliance in the failure; A phrase coined by Cinema Abattoir bloggers in reference to a 1989 movie starring Christian Slater.

I can't believe how thoroughly this movie is gleaming the cube!

by Amber Hat January 20, 2009

Gleaming

The act of feeding fresh semen to another person, via a cupped hand or splashing motion so as to cover the face and trickle into the mouth, immediately post-ejaculation, to preserve the shiny, 'gleaming' quality of the ejaculate.

Christo: "... so I fed it to her like a bird regurgitating food to a chick... totally gleaming."

by pkmendoza September 10, 2016

gleave

Something that is found in your toilet.

"Honey... the toilets blocked!"
"What with?"
"A Gleave"

by MarcusGleave September 7, 2006