goffy gibbler

One who bites the nipples of someone in order to obtain golf money.

George, why are you being such a goffy gibbler? That's how my grandma lost her nipples.

by cold pocket November 8, 2022

Gibbles

A ticklish area on the side of the rib cage.

I'm going to get your gibbles!

by Schmidty Lou December 25, 2008

Gambler

One who believes he can predict the future.

Gambler John Montagu, The Earl of Sandwich.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

gimlet

The act of trying to catch sperm in one's own eye socket, or chin dimple, whilst masturbating.
From the relatively unknown Buddhist semi-state of Goomlut - a feeling of enormous self satisfaction; a sense of accomplishment; smugness if you will.

Good Morning Sir, I'm afraid I won't make it into the office this morning, I threw my back out whilst attempting Gimlet. Never mind Rupert, I'll see you in the club at lunch time.

by nghhhhh August 15, 2006

gimple

someone who is both a gimp and a cripple.

that girl looks HELLA gimpled!

by Foobear February 14, 2004

Gibble

Personified name given to the sack of fat resting below one's mandible. Functions primarily as a means of food storage during exam blocks, commonly developing after mass consumption of Wendy's fries

I should probably go to the gym, but Gibble and I are going to study instead.

by doctahcombz February 20, 2014

A.C. the Giblets

The act of aiming your air conditioning down the leg of your shorts during the summer when your balls are sweaty, causing euphoria.

Man 1: That was such a fun basketball game, but my balls are like the Everglades.

Man 2: Dude let's go get in my car and A.C. the giblets until it's like the polar icecaps down there.

by Weaton Leemour January 11, 2009