geriatric

To be insane, stumble, stare at young womens breasts, dribble, incontent, smell of piss.

Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?

by ted_trippin January 26, 2005

pet names for genitalia

what a guy calls his penis.

some pet names for genitalia are giant one eyed monster, johnson, mini me, piece of meat, stick, chickmagnet, pecker, woody, my third leg, etc.

by ninjadan April 16, 2006

genitals be achin

The soreness you experience after a long night of fucking.

Girl, my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night now my genitals be achin!

by ms molly May 13, 2005

little generals in the genitals

A euphemism for semen/sperm.

See sperm and/or semen

The little generals in the genitals fulfilled their active duty tour...on her face last night.

by RM3435 September 2, 2010

genitally

(adj.) a synonym for 'cocky', 'genitally' is a broader term for those of the fairer sex who seem overly-confident.

Wow, insert name here is acting very genitally today.

by Someone Online February 26, 2011

Gurgling Genital Gargoyle

The Act of tucking your Cock and Balls in between your legs and backing up to a window with your ass and letting loose a G&L Fart.

Damn, he blew the windows out in style with a Gurgling Genital Gargoyle!!!!!!!

by T & E September 7, 2005

Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen

Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010