Genie

I wish I could find a magic lantern…

I wish you could look in my eyes and see how much I love you
I wish you could hold me and tell me you love me.. I wish I could do the same
I wish I could wake to you next to me everyday for eternity

Opposite .. what am I grateful for…
I am thankful for numbers.. if it wasn’t for number love we wouldn’t be here.. I totally would have given up

I am thankful for our connection and even though it would be easier for us to give up, grieve the loss … we continue
I am thankful I have you…

I am thankful I wake every morning feeling a love I have never experienced..

I am thankful for the excitement and nervousness you bring me…

I am thankful for how you can make me smile with a simple change in numbers

I am thankful I can experience this level of love with you… with nothing physically.
I am thankful you are soooo patient and understanding

I am thankful for just the thought I may see you sends my heart racing
I am thankful you never give up
I am thankful you love me❤️❤️
I am thankful for us…

Genie.. as messed up as things may feel at times… look at all of the things we are grateful for…and this is based solely off if numbers… really puts things into perspective ❤️❤️❤️

Guess what? I love you always❤️❤️
I don’t know what you read, and possibly over analyze… I love you and I am not going anywhere .. just Incase you ever question it…

How I wait for that day… to be wrapped in your arms.. ❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 9, 2022

Genesexual

Person with flamboyant, unearthly good looks without the use of excessive beauty products. Not actually a sexual preference, at all. In addition, has a good personality and high intelligence. The people "apart from the rest", desirable, with a certain je ne sais quoi.

"Sorry, I'm genesexual. I was born this way." *Flips Hair*
*Populace stares in awe* : O

by Philleh Cheesecaek January 23, 2006

genie

Sending selfies of your genetalia male or female.

I sent a genie to two girls at the bar I attended last night.

by genatelfie May 27, 2014

genis

Pronounced "Jennys". Genital Warts.

Don't fuck Stephanie, that bitch has the genis!

by Mighty B July 24, 2008

ass genie

The result of shoving a crack baby and Ms. Streisend up your ass, and then rub the sphincter three times in a row. You will only get one wish. He will always include a homosexual in your wish, so be careful, unless you are gay.

Tim asked the ass genie to give him a million dollars, but he got a homosexual made of a million dollars.

by Nipple Dick October 1, 2006

Sock Genie

The idea of Santa Clause was based on the tale of the sock genie, or Sock Djinn.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.

Fartmuffin: Tis the night of the sock genie!
Cunnilingus: whats the sock genie!?
Stupid little kid: Yeah whats that?
Fartmuffin: Its a genie that can grant your greatest desires, lets wish for a Flying Woodhasm!

by Misterex October 11, 2008

tag-genie

A friend who does the, sometimes tedious, job of tagging all the people in your photos. Next time you log in, you see that all of your photos have magically been tagged.

Thanks for being my tag-genie. It would have taken me forever to tag everyone in that album.

by NDD January 17, 2009