Girdle

Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.

"my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it."

"I dropped my mug of tea on myself while I was snoring and the girdle got the brunt of it."

by I went to a fish market and all i got was this lou September 29, 2003

gerd

a gun nerd, someone who is obsessed with guns, knowing all the makes, names and facts off by heart.

**** is such a gerd, he keeps telling me about the ak47.

by ruggleboo January 19, 2009

blond geordie

Term used to describe a fair haired boy from Newcastle who is easily confused and lacks the ability to spell "blonde" correctly. Otherwise known as "the dyslexic womble". Linked to nibbledora who is equally blonde at times....or arguably at all times

by the dyslexic womble himself
david: "It's confusing for a blond geordie"
nibbledora: "do you mean blondE david?"

by Nibbledora March 30, 2005

Geord

name used for a person who sounds like they are from newcastle but they are actually from middlesbrough.
Used to avoid fights with geordie's

ya sayin ya geordie like man wanna fight ... no my names geord and not a geordie

by andyhall October 25, 2006

gerdo

noun: a person who exhibits some, many or all of the traits of geeks, nerds and dorks.
adjective: a descriptive word that designates an activity, item/thing or place as being geeky, nerdy and dorkish.

For a noun: "I am a gerdo."
For an adjective: "Playing WoW is so gerdo."

by thebenedictine August 28, 2009

Squirty girdle

A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.

“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”

by Somniphobia_- November 30, 2022

girding my loins

To anger one greatly.
A person who angers someone - a loin girder

"stop girding my loins" = stop anger\annoying me
"Hey you, quit girding my loins!"
"You are really know how to gird my loins!"

by Emily and conor April 10, 2007