Glacial

Ejaculating on one's face, outside, whilst temperatures are below the freezing mark.

Dude we just banged in the snow and it ended with a sick glacial.

by Peterbilt_ July 2, 2016

Melting Glacier

masturbation with a icy-hot patch, and or using bengay for lube

Man i shared a melting glacier last night with Tim Curry

by Crazy Bag Man 69 April 19, 2011

glacicurriculaphobia

Morbid fear of that last crucial copy of your CV/resume being ruined by a splatter of melting ice cream.

Serious case of glacicurriculaphobia here; keep the CV safe.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

galactable

a person is "galactable" if they say things and the gullible believe it. a completely made up word used to distinguish the idiots from the "normals" in a group.

"... really??"
"no, i'm just really galactable."
"what does that mean?.."
"sigh... it means that you believe anything i say"
"really??"
"(slap!!)"

by jordanlabrom November 8, 2005

gelaces

A mix of the words "Huge" and "Laces". Originally conceived in a Tim Horton's over a cup of hot chocolate and some doughnuts this word splice has come to mean the flab of skin that dangles from your tricep when you are either A. Waving goodbye or B. Saluting someone of the similar "gelaces" faith.

Whoa, check the gelaces on that old chick, those have gotta be at least 4 inchers.
You totally got that girl's number. WE SALUTE YOU (shake gelaces violently in an oscillating manner).

by Tim Horton April 25, 2006

Glacade

an epic ditch or hole, similar to a crevasse

pronounced like "facade"

Dude watch out for that glacade! it'll eat you up!

by DertyBear March 6, 2010

galactic entity

In the fabulous show Futurama they try to explain many of the things we do not know now. One of them is God. It makes its first appearance in the episode Godfellas (Season 3). This god is not as potent as your typical Christian god, but he gets the job done. Just ask my good friend Bender.

I am galactic computer that is user friendly and always has existed. I have compassion for all living things. It is possible that I, the Galactic Entity was created when a computerized space probe collide with God which explains the binary. I know what you are going to do unless you do something different. Being God isn't easy, if you do too much, people get dependent. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocketer. Isn’t that right my good chum?

by demons June 16, 2011