Morning Grip

When you wake up early and you can't grip anything.

I had morning grip when i tried to pick up the ketchup, and i dropped it.

by Benjo November 10, 2002

three inch grip on a six inch turd

When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"
and "turtle head sticking out"

"Yo Dave I got a three inch grip on a six inch turd." "Get off the shitter or I will shart myself".

by B-rizzleness December 16, 2006

european cross-grip

A sexual position originating in the Italian Riviera, whereby the female is on all fours, and the male enters her from behind. Instead of using the traditional left palm on female's left buttcheek/right palm on female's right buttcheek; the male crosses his arms and inverts his hand position, so that his right palm is on her left buttcheek and his left palm is on her right buttcheek. The difficulty of performing this move properly is directly correlated to the girth of the female's buttocks. It is recommended that those not familiar with this move, should not attempt to perform the european cross grip on a buttocks that exceeds 18 inches in diameter until they are comfortable with their own individual capabilities. This position was popularized in the United States by the independent film The Flats (www.theflatsmovie.com). This move is sometimes used in conjuntion with the the dirty sanchez and the shocker.

When entering Amanda from behind, Steven prefers to use the european cross-grip.

by J. Newman & D. Bias September 12, 2005

Road to grimsby

This is the part of the lady between her arse and fanny. It smells of fish and its not far from a shit hole.

Ive clocked up a few miles on the road to Grimsby

by Steve Hall November 18, 2004

six-pack grip

When you finger a women the same way you would grab a six pack of Coors Light Cans,with your thumb in her ass and your index finger in her vagina.

I gave my girl a six-pack grip and could feel my thumb and index finger almost touch.

by CFinNH July 30, 2008

pistol grip pump

A sawed-off shotgun, retrofitted with a handle at the stock. Note: the gun must be a 12 gage pump to be an official pistol grip pump. Originated in Detroit on the south side alleys.

Riding in J's 64 Impala, I held the pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, waiting for suckas to play with my shit.

by Slippy Steve February 15, 2005

Singapore Grip

As a male's penis is in the female's vagina, the male chooses not to thrust. The Female then clenches the vagina and continues to have intercourse with the stationary man, simulating the feeling of a vigorous handjob.

"Oh Honey, I've had a long day at work and don't feel likely pleasuring me, can we do the singapore grip tonight?"

by Justin Friesen July 7, 2008