Trumpet grief

When mr grief steals your trumpet

“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”

by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

Good Fucking Grief

A phrase that you say when something goes wrong

Good fucking grief I stubbed my toe again

by anonymous November 22, 2020

Grief Junkie

Someone who feels they have to be upset over something or someone, regardless of connection to it or them.

My Mum cried at Debbies funeral and she's only met her once, shes such a Grief Junkie!

by Nick Cory June 7, 2007

grief bone

Part of human anatomy, in the groinal region.

Michael (NBC's The Office): I lost Ed Truck. And it feels like somebody took my heart, and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And, at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then, a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone. And I’m crying, and nobody can hear me. Because I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone.

by crogue July 3, 2008

pre-grieve

Also pre-grieving, pre-grieved. How you handle it when someone dear to you is near death.

“Curtis came through like a tornado, sulking and fuming” said Maddie after Winston finally came out of the ICU feet first , “and you couldn’t say a word without him blowing up.”
Offering scant reassurance, Bruce said “You can’t take it personally, though, he wasn’t mad at you, he was pre-grieving.”
“He was still a little shit,” said Maddie.

"Mom was so staunch when Dad was in hospice." says Rosemarie. "She pre-grieved by completely reorganizing the china cupboard, the linen closet and even the glove box of his Caddie."

by Hifalutin! February 21, 2022

Griest

A priest that sexually identifies as gay, usually also a pedophile.

Teacher: Who in your life inspires you to follow God and be a good person?
Charlie: My uncle who is a griest. Griest = Gay Priest

by Adam⚽🔥 February 6, 2017

griefer

Someone, usually in an online game, who intentionally, and usually repeatedly, attempts to degrade anothers experience or torment them.

Examples of griefing:

1. Player vs player abuse: Singling out the same person and killing them over and over when they are defensless until hey log off.

2. Kill stealing: Repeatedly trying to steal another persons kills so that their time is wasted.

3. Verbal abuse: Spamming a person with vulgar, hatefull, or offensive messages.

4. Blocking: Getting in anothers way so they cannot move or get out of a particular area.

5. "Training": Triggering many monsters, almost always impossible to fight and survive, with the intention to either run someone out of an area or kill them indirectly if the server is not 'player vs player' enabled.

Griefing in massively multiplayer online role playing games are usually bannable on first offense and less common (thoguh still visably present).

Griefing is much more common on private servers for first person shooters like Counterstrike and Battlefield 1942.

Griefers and Powergamers are the 2 worst problems in online games today.

by Hic October 8, 2004