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Whispering Ghost

A maneuver used during sexual intercourse to allow the male to discretely break wind. The man spreads his own butt cheeks to allow the fart to emit softly through the anal cavity, hopefully without any noise. This tactic is especially useful while changing positions, and if the girl says she smells something, you assure her that the stench is coming from between her own legs.
When I was about to hit it doggie, I relieved myself with the whispering ghost. That hoe had no idea I farted. I said it was my B.O.
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GhostBear 

Dont fuck with this one....Mentally unstable and a barbaric hell-slaughter of rage and hatred.
Picture the weight of the world charging at you @ 4000 mph!!!
GhostBear by J. January 17, 2004

Ghostfacers 

Some awesome dudes on the hit TV show SUPERNATURAL!!! They claim that they can hunt ghosts, but one of them (Corbett) gets killed "in action" while hunting a ghost. Sam and dean intervene both times that they appear on the show, and they save their poor little sorry asses.

So now, the Ghost facers HATE Sammy and Dean Winchester.

And they ACTUALLY have a theme song! check it on youtube!
sam: "hey, check this out, they are actual ghost hunters!"
dean: "the Ghostfacers? you've GOT to be kidding me!"

person 1 : "if there's something strange, in the neighborhood, who you gunna call?"
person 2 : "...ghostbusters?" -_-'
person 1 : "NO you IDIOT! GHOSTFACERS!!...The ghostbusters arn't real!"
person 2 : "yeah...whatever"
Ghostfacers by sam_licker81 January 31, 2010

Ghost poop 

The poop that slips right out and hides in the flush passage as the bottom of the bowl. The poop producer looks into the bowl, and finds that the turd magically disappeared.
I sat down to crap, and by the time I stood up to examine my handiwork, I saw that it was an invisible ghost poop.

ghost in the shell 

An anime film based on the manga by Masamune Shirow.

Shows a world in which the lines between the virtual and real worlds are heavily blended, and many people are now cyborgs.
Ghost in the Shell was hailed as one of the influences for the Matrix

Great Caesar's Ghost

Catch Phrase by Perry White, Editor-In-Chief of the Daily Planet in Metropolis in the Superman Comics.
Jimmy Olsen: Good Mornin' Chief

Perry White: Great Caesar's Ghost! How many time must I tell you...Don't call me "Chief"
Great Caesar's Ghost by Tleilaxu October 21, 2010

Magic Sky Ghost 

A catch-all term for the millions of omnipresent magical beings that those whom lack critical thinking skills and/or suffer from delusions use to comfort themselves from the fear of death or from the responsibility for their own lives.

Coined by the admin Kramer of the 'Atheist' FaceBook page and SupportAtheism.com

See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton

Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.

Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your ass.

or

Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!
See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton

Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.

Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your a$$

or

Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!