Fork in the Pee

The moment when a guy starts peeing, two (or more) paths of urine come out of a dude's penis, until finally rejoining into one path as a result of a urine elixer.

Guy: I had to pee so bad, but I had a fork in the pee and went on the floor.

by Stik E June 13, 2009

Forking

The process of sticking large salad/decorational forks in people's yards in the middle of the night (an upgrade of toilet papering). Usually accompanied by spray painting their lawns a variety of colors.

I would have gone out to the party with you, but I was forking that jackasses yard last night.

by EricaJayne September 3, 2007

forkin

A ginger or red headed girl who uses enjoys spooning yet prefers to involve forks in the act.

Usually the girl tends to love scotland.

Liam: Hey alice, up for some spooning?

Alice: What about forkin'? Its better with forks!

by Jimjjo McForkin March 8, 2010

Forker

"Forker" is a less known acronym for the word "Fucker". It is used when in the vicinity of strict adults, and at times when you don't feel like swearing.

"Kevin, you forker. Take the stupid light!" "You are the biggest forker I have ever known."

by Fuckard June 25, 2005

Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.

1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.

by fork90210 October 2, 2009

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

to be finished with or tired of, your current activity or situation.

It was 1980 or 81, when I was working for a bank on Long Island, that I said this to my co-worker Bill. The office dress code back then was suit and tie. For fun, I used a plastic fork to secure my tie to my shirt. The real meaning behind this was to indicate that I was tired of the long hours on my current job, and had decided it was time to get a different one, thus Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

by DanHal July 30, 2007

Golden Fork

When you pee and your pee stream divides into two separate streams.

Dudeman: Why did you piss on the toilet seat?!
Personguy: Sorry, I didn't lift the seat because I didn't think I'd miss, but I wasn't expecting a golden fork.

by I Piss Excellence January 3, 2009