Charlotte County Funnel

When you piss in their ass

I gave her the Charlotte County Funnel!

by phatHawg June 8, 2019

Mayan Funnel Cake

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.

Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.

by Be Nurse April 12, 2025

funnel of shit

Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.

by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015

funnel

From 'fun tunnel'. A device used to snort mind altering substances.

Pass me the funnel. Let's find out if this is mandy, k or speed..

by Rude Ruby Rudy April 9, 2019

Whores Funnel

Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)

Definition:

A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.

It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).

From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.

Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.

Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!

Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.

Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.

Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.

by ramen connoisseur January 30, 2025

fetal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.

To achieve four knocks deep, one must master the fetal funnel.

by agentmiket013 September 26, 2017

Fruity Funnel

Requiring two people (minimum), the host inserts the end of a vape (e-cigarette) into their anus leaving the mouth piece exposed. The second person proceeds to take a puff whilst the host farts through the vape leaving a nutty after-taste to your chosen vape flavour. This can be chained Human Centipede style for a group of as many people as you'd like.

That's vape has an awesome flavour, have you tried it fruity funnel style?

by CBRadi0 February 12, 2022