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funnelation

A deviant sexual fascination with cramming a funnel up someones ass and introducing various foreign substances such as olive oil or urine.
YD sure is fascinated with that olds broads saggy ass!
It's because she is as into funnelation as his sick old ass is!
by SiGN me up! November 25, 2009
mugGet the funnelationmug.

Funnel Basher

One who indulges in Anal Penetration
Get your hand off my cock you fuckin' Funnel Basher
by GMPC July 20, 2008
mugGet the Funnel Bashermug.

mud funnel

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel
by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011
mugGet the mud funnelmug.

funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it
when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
mugGet the funnel jobmug.

fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.
I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.
by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017
mugGet the fecal funnelmug.

Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.
Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.
by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009
mugGet the Funnel Fightmug.

The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.
by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022
mugGet the The Funnel Cakemug.

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