Scandinavian Stir Fry

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.

I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

Small fry

A term used by East Coast college women to describe a boy with a very small dick Usually resembling a McDonalds French fry. You never want to recommend him to your girlfriends when they feel like getting off. Not to be confused with a boy called small fries meaning he has no balls. Yes, literally, balls so small you can't see them.

A small fry usually has a Oedipus Complex and has no idea how to have sex. For example: He will try to play songs from Middle School when you take him back to your dorm room instead of something you can actually get off to. Some small fry(s) can be amusing which is their only redeeming quality.

When I went {down} on him I couldn't find anything. If you want to have a good time, stay away from that small fry.

by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 2, 2020

A Bit of Fry and Laurie

A British TV comedy series starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. There were four seasons which ran from 1989 til 1995. The show comprised of various sketches, often based heavily on wordplay. Hugh Laurie would often perform comical songs, and sketches were interspersed with aparrantly random vox-pops of recurring characters saying irrelevant statements. The most well known characters are probably John and Peter, hard-drinking, very dramatic businessmen who have a different business in each episode but are always based in Uttoxceter. The show is a classic but isn't particularly widely known. In series' 3 & 4, each episode ended with Fry saying "Please Mister Music, will you play?" and Laurie playing the theme tune while Fry hilariously mixed various unusual cocktails, including a Sodding Mary. The show was pretty eccentric and fairly highbrow, with a side helping of innuendo and wordplay. And drag.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen that hilarious show A Bit of Fry and Laurie?
Person 2: No..
Person 1: Well you should. You'll love it. Or you're a Pimhole.

by Mr Dalliard October 27, 2010

Utah fry sauce

Utah fry sauce (also "fry sauce") is a mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup in a 2:1 ratio generally meant for dipping french fries and onion rings, although it can be put on hamburgers. It is attributed to the Utah-based fast-food chain Arctic Circle ca. 1948. However, it also resembles a simplified version of pre-existing Thousand Island dressing. According to Wikipedia, similar sauces are widely known elsewhere, including "mayoketchup" in Puerto Rico, "Burger Sauce," "Pink Sauce" (also "Salsa Rosada" in S. American countries), even "Cockteilsauce."

Provo drive-through loudspeaker: "Would you like _eye _oss with that, Sir?"

Out-of-town customer: "What?"

Loudspeaker: "Utah fry sauce, Sir? Or maybe you'd prefer ketchup? ... Or both?"

Out-of-town customer: "That's fine, thanks."

by al-in-chgo April 28, 2014

One fry short of a happy meal.

Nutty, Crazy, Simple, Retarded,

One card short of a full deck

That was an unbelievable, amazing and really stupid thing he did. He must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

Half Fry

Someone so skinny and small, they can only eat half a french fry. Even smaller than a small fry.

That half fry looks like she could use a sandwich.

by Summer Y. October 11, 2006

Mayo Fry

The french fry that is designated to scrap off the mayonnaise on your sandwich of any type. Can be used more loosely to describe a fry used to remove any condiment from a sandwich.

Friend: What'd you get from McDonalds?

Me: Medium Fry and a McChicken. I asked for no mayo but yet it was on there!

Friend: Did you eat it any way?

Me: Yeah, only after I used a mayo fry to get that nasty substance off of my sandwich!

by GangSTARito June 8, 2009