Urban forager

A person who eats another persons food before it gets thrown away.

I’m going to urban forager the crap out of those fries if you’re done with them.

by NRWO January 17, 2018

forensicologist

1. One who employs the use of science and/or technology to investigate and establish facts in criminal or civil court cases is a forensicologist.

2. One who by virtue of experience, training, and/or education is qualified to give expert opinion testimony in a criminal or civil proceding in a court of compotent jurisdiction.

A medical practitioner called by either side or by the court to give expert opinion testimony concerning physical and/or monetary damage sustained by a party in litigation is a forensicologist.

by William Sutton Craig, III February 10, 2008

florange

the act of trying to find a rhyme for "orange"

as johnny lay in his bed, he floranged for quite a bit.

by Eezarthebarbarian November 21, 2013

Florange

The act of an animal (usually a dog) “playing ostrich” and nestling / hiding its head or snout in ones crotch or between their legs.

Note: This word is loosely derived from “flog” or “flogging” and consequently rhymes with orange in an attempt to have a word do so. There was alcohol involved in the discovery of this word.

“Your dog’s very friendly. He’s floranged me three times since I got here.”

“Every time I scratch your dog’s ears she floranges me.”

“I’ve been floranged!”

by Brett (aka Lucky) April 4, 2007

florange

1. When you're walking towards someone and they strafe left as you strafe right and then they strafe right as you strafe left and its really awkward.

2. It also can be rhymed with orange

"I was walking in the hallway today and some dweeby freshman caused a massive florange."

by jack grogan October 1, 2008

florange

part of an airplane that sits under the wings and next to the left falangee.

if the florange is not hooked to the left falangee then the plane will not take off.

Also, it rhymes with orange.

by Donna Baby June 12, 2008

Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.

Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"

by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008