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Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares
by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018
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Fickle Fool

Someone that decides to boycott something that has been in existence for over a decade just because someone on facebook tells them too.
Hey mate, did you hear about those fickle fools boycotting woolworths because some facebook page told them too?

I understand woolworths and every other company has had BEE policies for ages but some guy on facebook told me to boycott them so I will be a fickle fool and do just what he said.

I've never shopped at woolies but I'll jump on the boycott bandwagon because I'm a fickle fool.
by James Dean88 September 12, 2012
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Fool School

An imagined place of education, where fools learn to hone their foolishness, interact with other fools, pick up imaginarry 'fool facts', and generally become the people they are.
" I don't care what they told ya in fool School, if you think you're gonna hang out the front of my place selling baggies, your gonna end up in the gutter in a world of pain"

"where did you learn that?... fool school?"

"Walking into that bar was like walking into the annual fool school re-union party"

"obviously you graduated fool school with honours"
by snaketattoo13 January 27, 2011
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bible fool

A person who makes stupid decisions resulting in loss of assets and disaster of biblical proportions.
Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.
by myspecialmagic October 18, 2016
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Mapril Fools

Started by a janitor in Wainwright Alberta, it is a play on words of the traditional April Fools day. Mapril Fools is when mother nature decides to shaft us with a buttload of snow on May 1st. (Or early May)
I was looking forward to finally wearing shorts, but then Mother Nature decided to pull a Mapril Fools joke on us.
by LegoPorkchop May 1, 2019
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Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.
No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.
by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018
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Choopy Fool

A person who pees on the floor when they are angry.
Look at the mess katarina made, she is such a choopy fool.
by Chalupadog July 26, 2018
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