flush and dump

Differing from a shit and split, a flush and dump is often done out of consideration, or due to turd insecurity.

The action involves expelling a turd at the same time one hits the flush lever on a toilet.

This is done to mask a noisy turd in a public restroom or to quickly get rid of a smelly turd before it renders a bathroom uninhabitable.

Since it was his first time at her house, Andrew courteously performed a flush and dump in Martha's bathroom, vastly improving his chances of scoring that night.

by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

flustered

adj.
1. A condition of being stressed or upset, especially over something insignifigant
2. Sexual frustation
3. Ada's most common state of being

Ada is flustered all day, every day. She needs to calm her ass down.

by J. W. B. April 26, 2006

flussel

A combination of both flab and muscle. Often found on fat or overweight people's arms and legs.

Stuart, your flussel is nearly impressive.

by James Haylor January 5, 2009

flush

the act of pressing the lever on the side of a toilet to drain it's contents

Don't forget to flush the toilet!

by pussyeaterouter February 21, 2011

flups

A rare word used to punctuate an ending of a phrase when the ending is not apparent.

James, your dad died....flups.

by Jombie/ O-Dog/ Bag-O-Thome June 22, 2008

Pussy Flust

When someone is extremely angry or upset.

LOL dude I had sex with Eli's mom today.. He is SO Pussy Flust!

by Pibbz January 2, 2014

Three Pump Flush

1. after recieving oral sex, the man has intercourse wit the lady. after 3 pumps, he ejaculates. the 3 pumps must be very thorough, and he must be close b4 he engages in sex, or else he wont give it the good ol 3 pumper.

2. after ejaculating, to get rid of after-cum, u give it 3 good pumps, then your clean.

1. "hey you kno that girl sally?"
"yea, i know her, shes sexy!"
"yea, well last night....i gave her the good ol Three Pump Flush"
"you lying bastard!"
2. "No after-cum stains on me, i gave my wang the good ol Three Pump Flush!"

by lshic January 19, 2008