Flushing

the part of queens where 99% of the asian population lives; also home to the bland and plain houses, which are the only projects with asian residents.

you're more likely to get murked in flushing by a chinese gangster than a black one.

by d-block October 27, 2004

Flushdaf

Acronym for Fattest Laziest Ugly Smoking Hairy Drug Abusing Fuck.

Bestowed to any who possess the aforementioned qualities. A person of modest genetic appeal who loves to party, have a good time and is laid back with a dash of apathy and a smidge of complacency.

Also a verb: To Flush, meaning to do the act of the qualities mentioned above

I can't believe you woke up at 2pm and the only thing you accomplished was walking from the bed to the Lazy Boy. You've smoked all my cigarettes and drank all my beer. You're such a Flushdaf. Stop flushing around so much, get up, and get more beer.

by Joshua Corn July 16, 2008

Poop Flush Wipe Flush

When your dump is so big that you have to poop and then flush and then wipe and then flush. Because the dump was so large the toilet couldnt handle flushing the poop and toilet paper all at once.

"My crap was so big that I had to poop flush wipe flush."

by qwert333 January 9, 2011

2-Flush Dump

A defication of such magnitude, it requires flushing the toilet twice to get the entire product down the toilet.

It should be noted that all men quietly celebrate taking a 2-Flush Dump.

by 2Old4This July 25, 2004

Flusher Usher

Someone who goes into a bathroom to take a shit or a piss and is forced to flushed the toilet because the last person that used it was too lazy to do so themselves.

Blanket didn't realize that when he walked into the KFC restroom that he would have to become a flusher usher and remove all of the petrified urine and feces from the toilet.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

asian flush

the rosy cheeks asians sometimes get due to a slower metabolism of alcohol (ethanol)

susie is from japan and when she has a lot of sake, she sure gets the asian flush

by kayla December 12, 2003

flushin' one down

on your period; menstruating.

derives from the fact that when you are menstruating, the blood is a conduit for the expelled egg, which will no longer be able to become a child. When it hits the toilet, you flush it down.

Geez, MaryJane, why can't we can't have sex just 'cause you're flushin' one down? I was really hoping to get my red wings tonight.

by Shmouse May 25, 2005