Flonde

When the words -blonde- and -flat- combined to form FLONDE. A blonde chick who has no titties.flat as a board.

1.eww, she's so flat and blonde, what a fucking flonde!!
2. Rose that stupid tit less bitch, she's such a flonde

by Vicky Navea February 20, 2006

f'loon

The definition of f'loon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.

f’loon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…

F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the f’loon will believe anything read in the tabloids.

The f'loons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.

by Rachmaninoff January 24, 2009

floob

A substitute for fuck, can also replace any other word.
Originates from the acient race of floobs from floobland who spoke floob.

'Floob Off!'
'Floob you, you floobing floob!'

by fried gold May 13, 2005

Floontanged

When some dumbass gets owned by someone else no matter what the excuse is. The term usually refers to those playing video games.

Louis: Bro what the hell man, that guy killed me so fast and I was lagging.

Jay: Ya ok kid, you got floontanged scrub

by Jslol February 24, 2011

floobadoof

The sound of wonder woman removing her brassiere.

Floobadoof, the sound of wonder woman removing her brassiere.

by tuna_wrx June 21, 2009

Floo

The sound that comes out of your mouth when you try to say the word blue with cake in your mouth

Person A: Should I wear the blue dress or the red dress?
Person B: Floo
Person A: I said blue or red, not floo
Person B: *swallows cake* Blue

by NoImNotAttractedToPans January 1, 2020

Floot Floo

A sexual position involving a pool noodle, 2 pigeons, and an ice tea.

Dude she let me give her a floot floo last night.

by NemoNoctis February 6, 2019