Flogged

When you get stuck under a space ship.

"oh no im flogged!" said the man who had gotten stuck under a spaceship.

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021

walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008

Flog

Danny

"Hey, flog. Nice Pokèmon shoes you fat cunt"

by Dr.AlanBeads July 4, 2020

Flog

Someone who isnt very smart or good at Much

Yeah that new apprentice is a full on flog aye

by Saxaphonesalad October 7, 2021