Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Fig

Countable noun.
A fig is a fruit that looks like a wrinkly ass.

Example for fig: ''My grandma used to bring me figs from her garden before some idiot in a truck turned her into roadkill.''

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

Fig

A weird purple ball with black slimy seeds inside. You can use it for whatever. and I mean whatever.

Person 1: omg look if that a fig?
Person 2: oh yeah it is!
Person 1: what are they used for?
Person 2: legit whatever!

by Spitsyfig November 20, 2021

fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.

He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...

by theskyishigh November 25, 2019

Fig-gler

One who plays with themselves.

Oh my goodness... Hes a fig-gler!!

by Cocoasunshinequeen January 1, 2017

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Fig

Fig is a name given to only the most baddest bitch around. She wont put up with anyone's shit and isnt afraid to tell you how it is. She's sexy, intelligent and confidence. Despite being slightly intimidating she also has a lot of love to give and only wants the best for other people. Fig is a ride or die friend.

" want to know a girl who only takes em big?"
"Oh shit. I know that girl, they call her Fig"

by I'm dat bitch February 27, 2019