federally fucked up

1. (v.) Drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. Usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends Super Nintendo.

2. (adj.) Used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.

"Dude I got so federally fucked up last night I peed on my girl's printer. I don't remember SHIT."

"Did you hear that Mike stole Jim's girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?"
"Damn, that's federally fucked up."

by DaKine1947 March 10, 2011

kevin federline

luckiest bastard in the world. the man you wish you were right now.

Kevin Fedrline is banging Britney Spears, you're not.

by v1cious December 13, 2004

FederalProsecutor

An individual who abuses his power in exchange for acts of sexual violence.

That FederalProsecutor really fucked me hard to remove my mutes!

by themelrosedefiner January 22, 2022

Federated Social Media

The means to manage and maintain thousands of social media entries, comments and mentions in a bottom up and top-down, hierarchical manner. Such a framework is generally managed by a content management framework such that it provides greater control, speed and flexibility during periods of rapid and intense communications with stakeholders.

The only way to manage hundreds of spokespeople and web sites is through Federated Social Media.

by whyhire.me July 1, 2009

MINISTER FEDERATION (Halo)

MINISTER FEDERATION Are the detention of a shitty clan who think there good and funny but in real life Infinity Oi and navcom would shut them up

MINISTER FEDERATION (Halo)A Shit Clan With Coachable sounding depressed as fuck

by MF SUCKS February 8, 2018

federollin

When your legally on your ball. when your too legit for the feds.

I be too federollin for the law to touch me.

by Peril May 25, 2006

World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style

Otherwise known as WWFISSHM style:
Before reaching climax (in any orifice) you must carry out every devestating wrestling move known to man, pin her, win the count and do an impression of the entire crowd cheering you on and then slap her and go to sleep.

1:What happened to xxxxx at the party last night? She came out in a wheelchair!
2:Yeah my buddy xxxxx carried out a wwfisshm (World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style) on her.

by Steven Redknapp October 17, 2007