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fartsturbate

v.
1. the act of masturbating and farting at the same time

2. simulation of this act by a hand motion and fart sound made with the mouth
by Casey January 20, 2005
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pussy farts

When a bunch of air gets trapped in a snatch after alot of fucking.
We banged for 20 minutes and then she got a case of the pussy farts.
by Will Myers June 11, 2006
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hot farts

Very flammable gaseous flatulent that burn on the way out of the anus. Very susceptible to knocking bystanders unconscious (aka very stinky). Common side effects are: Burning gooch hairs, feeling of anal ripping, and nostril desecration.
"Guys, I have the hot farts tonight."
"O Shit!"
"Get out da' fuckin car"
"Everybody stop, drop, and roll"
"It wont do any good"
"Suck it cheeseman"
by Willy_The_Pimp February 18, 2007
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Walking Farts

People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart
Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!
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Hemorrhoid Farts

A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.
Dammit, all this heroin I just took is giving me hemorrhoid farts!
by indieguru February 21, 2009
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Alternative facts

1. "Facts" believed by dumbfucks in their alternate reality.

2. Lies
3. Bullshit
A dumbfuck: "I wasn't lying! I was stating alternative facts!"
An intelligent person: "No, they weren't alternative facts, you were blatantly lying!"
by Keeper of Critters January 27, 2017
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50 facts about women

A stereotypical list of things women do. Girls can get offended by it, but it's for entertainment. As long as people don't actually believe everything that's written on it, then it's not a big deal. We say that all men care about is sex all the time, so as far as I'm concerned then they can stereotype us, too. It's only fair.
Karen was in a righteous fury after reading the 50 facts about women, until she realized that no one who matters actually believes it.
by MissTipper September 24, 2005
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