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1. the act of masturbating and farting at the same time
2. simulation of this act by a hand motion and fart sound made with the mouth
1. the act of masturbating and farting at the same time
2. simulation of this act by a hand motion and fart sound made with the mouth
by Casey January 20, 2005
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Very flammable gaseous flatulent that burn on the way out of the anus. Very susceptible to knocking bystanders unconscious (aka very stinky). Common side effects are: Burning gooch hairs, feeling of anal ripping, and nostril desecration.
"Guys, I have the hot farts tonight."
"O Shit!"
"Get out da' fuckin car"
"Everybody stop, drop, and roll"
"It wont do any good"
"Suck it cheeseman"
"O Shit!"
"Get out da' fuckin car"
"Everybody stop, drop, and roll"
"It wont do any good"
"Suck it cheeseman"
by Willy_The_Pimp February 18, 2007
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Get the Alternative facts mug.A stereotypical list of things women do. Girls can get offended by it, but it's for entertainment. As long as people don't actually believe everything that's written on it, then it's not a big deal. We say that all men care about is sex all the time, so as far as I'm concerned then they can stereotype us, too. It's only fair.
Karen was in a righteous fury after reading the 50 facts about women, until she realized that no one who matters actually believes it.
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