Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!
by Bistro Stoné December 18, 2010
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Clark: So I heard you jumped into your pool and it burst open.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
by B.K.75 December 11, 2011
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Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.
Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?
by The mad shatter November 14, 2017
Get the mail fail mug.Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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Hey, do you want to watch a funny fail compilation with me? This one's about people belly flopping from the high dive!
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Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!
by bird875 May 7, 2010
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This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.
Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!
Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?
Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.
Jimmy: Bet
This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.
Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!
Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?
Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.
Jimmy: Bet
See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.
by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023
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