Smoking some devil lettuce and then harassing your friends on facebook by making HILARIOUS comments on their pages, pictures, and conversations.
You could try FaceBaking Roony by posting to his wall. "Yo Roony why ya such a snail chomper?" or "Damn dog why you such a salty whore?!"
by CaptainBruno April 26, 2010
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1. one of your many bitches, male or female, who happen to have a facebook account
2. your online bitch, male or female, because there is no interaction of any sort in person
or
3. a douchnozzle who uses formspring to talk shit while anonymous because they don't have the balls to say it in person
1. one of your many bitches, male or female, who happen to have a facebook account
2. your online bitch, male or female, because there is no interaction of any sort in person
or
3. a douchnozzle who uses formspring to talk shit while anonymous because they don't have the balls to say it in person
Jeff: Dude, Bridgette told me she would defintely give me a blowjob when i was facebook chatting her!
Bill: Oh, so she's your facebitch.
Jeff: Damn right she is!
Tommy: Hey Sam, who was that person who said your girl was ugly and that he fucked your mom?
Sam: No idea, he was using formspring like the facebitch he is.
Bill: Oh, so she's your facebitch.
Jeff: Damn right she is!
Tommy: Hey Sam, who was that person who said your girl was ugly and that he fucked your mom?
Sam: No idea, he was using formspring like the facebitch he is.
by /b/tard's /b/rother July 19, 2010
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The act of posting on an acquaintance's wall after seeing them go idle in your friend list in order to bait them into getting back online. Usually targeted at women with whom the FaceBaiter is only loosely acquainted with the ultimate goal of starting a chat conversation without the appearance of trying.
Person: You talk to that girl from the party last weekend?
FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!
Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!
FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!
Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!
by the zuckerbeast March 15, 2011
Get the FaceBaiting mug.Faceblock: /fās/bläk/ verb; To Faceblock is to prevent another person, intentionally or inadvertently, from having sexual intercourse with a third party via Facebook. A faceblock or faceblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.
Ex. "I thought everything was going well with Jessica and I. Until Ryan tagged that picture of another woman and I, and totally faceblocked me."
by WILDCARD760 May 16, 2011
Get the Faceblock mug.someone who doesn't visit facebook for days, weeks, or months at a time and who, upon visiting facebook, comments on everything and anything for the next couple of hours.
jack (upon waking): ughhh, i have such a headache
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...
by r0ck3tm4n September 18, 2011
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Get the facebanked mug.An unjustifiably overly popular person with several online friends. This person usually gets lots of positive feedback for posts and pictures and seldom will respond back or acknowledge the attention they get. A facebiotch will usually only pay attention to new people until they no longer have a use for them.
McKayla is such a facebiotch that she couldn't even comment on the funny inside joke that I posted for her birthday.
by glassh0uses November 12, 2012
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