Florida Abs

A way to make yourself sound sexy and toned, while really describing the think layer of cellulite that wraps around your middle. Mostly used by men on dating sites to falsely attract women.

FL (abbreviation for Florida) + Abs = Flabs.

E-Harmony Description: "I'm John. I'm 40 years old, and I'm in the best shape of my life. Don't be decieved by my moderately thinning hair and oily complextion. These are only signs of my malnutrition due to my lifestyle of strenuous exercise, and I have the Florida Abs to prove it."

by Turpinator February 24, 2010

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Florida Woman

The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida

Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby

by i hate sjws April 19, 2018

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Florida Girls

Hottest girl you'll ever meet with the best tan. She'll make you have the time of your life.

Florida Girls are Hot and Can Party

by hotyahhhh July 28, 2009

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Florida Marlins

A team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.

Ma, the Florida Marlins kicked yankee ass in 2003.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

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florida sprinkler

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.

She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.

by modrtow March 14, 2016

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