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fusted

short for "fucking busted", similar to fugly.
Damn that bitch is fusted.
by F. Usted March 23, 2006
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Fished

Most used in the phrase "I fished my pants" meaning a women has just let out the smell of fish out of there vagina.
"Jericha has fished her pants bad RUN!"
by Omar54789 May 8, 2019
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Sleepy fister

When two gross fatties end up in bed together after a drunken night out. The man will insert his ample fist inside his good lady as he's too lazy to nail her, but after a couple of exerting thrusts falls asleep due to excessive cakes and pies and the fact they repulse each other that much.
The fatties awake in the morning...

Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!

Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.
by troutgold July 7, 2009
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Chinese Fister cuffs

A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.
Only a pro should attempt Chinese Fister Cuffs!!
by RKJ November 26, 2013
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Sister Fister

by me March 1, 2004
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Mister Fister

One who fist's a woman often.
"Mister.......Fister"
by Anonymous April 22, 2003
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foo fister

When you shove a fist in a woman's ass while holding a chicken finger. And then, pull out your fist and shove the chicken finger in her mouth.
I was in the mood for chicken and ass, so I ate some chicken and gave her a foo fister.
by B on Weds. October 20, 2011
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