fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 1, 2018

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025

fiddl me diddl

when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person

grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 24, 2022

Fiddle-Fists

It's hide and seek but instead when you hide you pull your pants down and bend over the person looking for you will walk around looking for you with a lubed up fist and if he finds you he fists you as hard as he can.

Lets go and play a competitive game of Fiddle -Fists

How about a saucy game of Fiddle-Fists

by The MTS lads November 15, 2017

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

skiddle my fiddle

A phrase used when in very specific instances when running from something or when in great danger.

Eli running away

Also Eli - "skap my bap and skiddle my fiddle."

by Berry Skinny Man February 21, 2022