fiddled

A word similar triggered. Used to express outrage and anger.

Venom Snake: Kaz got so fiddled after Mother Base blew up.
Huey: Yeah that was pretty funny lol.

by McDonell Benedict Miller April 22, 2017

fiddled

to be fingered

“he fiddled me last night”

by jack gldon May 26, 2019

fiddled

When you accidently sit on a fiddle. Yeah it hurt

Hey what happened
I just got fiddled
I told you i left my fiddle on the couch

by Beastmack October 9, 2016

mc fiddled

the act of whipping someone with a fiddle whilst taking in a bath in mac donalds chips.

'hey man what did you an ur bitch do last night'
'i mc fiddled her didnt I'
'ahhhhh wickie wickie freestyle pal'

by Trite June 10, 2008

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

by Finecky March 26, 2021

Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.

When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.

by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015