The primary mode of transportation to Hogwarts is the Hogwarts Express that students take at the start of each school year. Students board the train from Platform 9¾ at King's Cross station in London. The train leaves at 11:00 am and arrives at Hogsmeade Station, near Hogwarts, some time after nightfall.
by lonelykarina November 29, 2010
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You: I ate way too much damn corn last night.
Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...
In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!
Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...
In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!
by dndn95 December 2, 2009
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I try to express my brain emotions. Usually the man then marries the woman! In my case the man usually “tests” “embarrasses” “screams” & then when I get over him buddha continue smelling and analyzing the feelings they killed when I was ignored!
by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019
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You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year
Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early
You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents
Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early
You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents
by Notsotechy July 25, 2020
Get the Express christmas mug.Danbo Express is a store card, credit card, or debit card, with little or no credibility. Debenhams store card is Danbo Express, so is a Superdrug store card. "Link" cards used to be Danbo Express cards but they gained credibility around 1992 or 3. American Express, Visa, Barclaycard, are not Danbo Express.
Bank of Vietnam, Pakistan, India etc etc etc most definitely is.
Bank of Vietnam, Pakistan, India etc etc etc most definitely is.
At dinner in an expensive restaurant where celebrities eat.
Ok man in this restaurant, if anyone sees you carry any Danbo Express cards then you are socially null and void, so just go to the mens room and empty out any Danbo Express and keep em in your pocket. Dont even mention any Danbo Express companies when you pay the bill. If all you have is Danbo Express let me pay for you.
Ok man in this restaurant, if anyone sees you carry any Danbo Express cards then you are socially null and void, so just go to the mens room and empty out any Danbo Express and keep em in your pocket. Dont even mention any Danbo Express companies when you pay the bill. If all you have is Danbo Express let me pay for you.
by blakey segs January 31, 2008
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by sbcharree February 25, 2009
Get the Turkey Express mug.VANDAL EXPRESSIONISM is a style of hieroglyphic fine art graffiti; a 21st-century take on the spirit of New York School Abstract Expressionism, filtered through pop art and reinterpreted in a cryptic graffiti language of its own.
Q: Hey, have you heard of Vandal Expressionism?
A: Why yes! I certainly have heard of Vandal Expressionism. I just became a fan of their page on facebook
A: Why yes! I certainly have heard of Vandal Expressionism. I just became a fan of their page on facebook
by GrishaGrisha November 22, 2010
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