existence

a feeling often associated with life, but in my experience it defines the purest senzation of living. i can also confirm it s always followed by a river of sensations connected to the soul and mind. i recommend having "an existance" in your life, any form or any way it comes. i love you.

person 1: tell me a word thet describes you at best
person 2: uuuuh, existence i guess i don't why?

person 1: nothing don't worry :)

by Osama Been Laggin April 19, 2021

Reasons for existing

None srry

I'm searching for reasons for existing

by Bodacious fairy King September 17, 2016

Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

by Jackadave January 1, 2011

void of existential anguish black

What all black crayons should be named.

Person 1: What's your favourite crayola colour?
Person 2: Void of existential anguish black.
Person 1: Oh. That's nice..

by Bulat butter April 6, 2017

why do you exist

Possibly the most GTAish insult you can come up with.

annoying person- "hi"
you- "hello"
annoying person- "(starts talking random shit)"
you -"why do you exist?"
annoying person- "..."

by ImHell666 May 30, 2018

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

A common misinterpretation of the famous Jimi Hendrix quote "Excuse me while I kiss the sky", from the song Purple Haze.

OMFG He said excuse me while I kiss this guy! What a faggot!

by shadowcaster187 April 15, 2006

existentialism

there is a spoon
but you don't have to acknowledge it if you don't particularly want to.



see wickywicky
and then click on my other definitions by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie

i practise exdfcansdfndsjfism
you mean existentialism?
yeah
oh...dumbass.
what! i can do whatever i want!
doesnt change that fact that you're a dumbass..

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 17, 2004