Fire Exit

Slang term for a woman's back passage. Similar to 'back door' but more urgent.

Anne: (suggestively) "Well its our anniversary darling, so i think we can do something special tonight..."

Dave: "Can i stick it in your fire exit?"

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin October 30, 2009

Dirty Exit

The act of defecating on a pillow and promptly leaving after fornicating with a partner who has fallen asleep.

I gave old Peggy the dirty exit after she passed out.

by dirtybird22 August 19, 2013

Rusty exit

Bleeding during an after bowel movement - evidence may appear on toilet paper

Ugh- another rusty exit, I need to eat more fiber.

by Cocobeware July 21, 2014

hot exit

When you are about to have sexual relations and something changes your mind so abruptly you leave without putting on clothes/pulling up pants.

haha yeah man I pulled down her pants and she hadn't wiped her ass in weeks, so I made a hot exit!

by Loktar September 18, 2014

Jersey exit

A failed attempt at a “French exit” in which the perpetrator passes out drunk in the front yard of a regrettable one-night stand.

I must’ve pulled a Jersey exit last night because I woke up in my date’s yard this morning.

by Black Anus June 3, 2018

Excite Bike

A consistent, reoccurring "hook-up" with a less than desirable or tolerable member of the opposite sex. Some one that seems like a good idea to have over at 2 am, but you end up regretting when they are still there at 8 am.

Damn Steve, you need to stop having Jill over, she is an excite bike, and as such sucks when she is not naked and having sex with you.

by A.J. Walnut January 20, 2011

exit stage left

what you say to someone when you want him/her to get out of your sight.

get out of my face, you Wap. exit, stage left.

by KRHimself November 5, 2004