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Eternal Boner

A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.

Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.

Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.

Person: Yeah, right.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
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eternal nightmare

A Roblox game with an incredibly polished PvE and boss fights, currently in a rework...
Person 1: Yoooo, dawg you wanna play eternal nightmare and kill ex hades?
Person 2: not rn mane, I am getting scolded...
Person 3: what the fuck is eternal nightmare..? Is it that persona game..
by ErrrSmiley November 28, 2023
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Eternal Comet

This is a gamertag for a guy named Dominick
Did you play with Eternal Comet last night he's pretty good at the game
by Lookoverthere181 January 1, 2021
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Eternal Love

OMG “ETERNAL LOVE” IS THE BEST DISCORD SERVER!!
by saoirsa August 18, 2023
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E.L.I.O. Eternal Light In One

E.L.I.O (Eternal Light In One)
A Christian pop and gospel artist whose name stands for Eternal Light In One — symbolizing the divine light of God that lives inside every person. E.L.I.O’s music blends worship, pop, and soul, creating uplifting songs that speak to faith, hope, and love. His message reminds people that no matter who you are or where you’ve been, God’s light still shines within you.

E.L.I.O represents a movement of positivity, purpose, and modern Christian creativity. His songs like “Jesus Loves You” and “I Believe” inspire listeners to reconnect with faith, embrace forgiveness, and live with joy. Fans describe his sound as “the soundtrack of spiritual renewal.”

He’s also known for performing with his son and sharing faith-filled family content through Eternal Light In One — showing that spreading God’s love can be fun, real, and relatable.
“Feeling down? Turn onE.L.I.O. Eternal Light In One — you’ll remember you’re loved by God no matter what.”
“Bro, thatE.L.I.O. Eternal Light In One track had me worshiping and vibing at the same time!”
“When life gets dark, I just remember what E.L.I.O stands for — Eternal Light In One.”
“Whenever I lose hope, I remember — I’m part of that Eternal Light In One.”
“E.L.I.O’s vibe? Pure faith. Pure soul. Pure light.”
by MrBrainBreak October 11, 2025
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Eternal

Usually a quiet person, but will act different around their friends that they is pretty close to. They are cute, good looking, and probably the best qualities of themselves is their eyes or hair. Many people possibly could have a crush on them. They’re popular, and could be athletic. They are smart and intelligent. They are also crazy once you get to know them.
Omg, it’s eternal!
by Cookiecaca100 November 23, 2021
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