essembly

a place where stalkers go to congregate

julie was pretending to be stalked while on essembly, but everyone believed her, and so we all just stalked the guy.

by mbubbles August 19, 2009

essembly

Essembly is a free, Liberal, Anti-Christian, Anti-Bush, Pro Abortion, pro gay marriage, and anti-war social networking site that provides tools for politically interested individuals to connect with one another, engage in constructive discussion, and organize to take action.

I went on Essembly to look for stimulating political discussion but all I got was a sewer of Bible bashing liberals who believe it is the woman's right to kill babies.

by Brian Newman July 29, 2006

Essay

To masterbate, touch or fondle oneself.

I'm going to go write my essay.

by chrisshu December 15, 2008

EskaMO

Emo ska kids, kids who listen to a new genre of music with a really good reggae/ska sound with completely emo lyrics

See Sadie? she is such a total EskaMO!!

by Misfit_Kiss April 4, 2006

essa

annoying giraffe

hey essa

by clarafanclub August 31, 2022

Mr. Escamillia's assigments

Bruh bruh bruh these take like 6 hours. I want to die when doing them bruh bruh bruh.

Also, please accept this for the memes?
Pog? Pog.

Mr. Escamillia's assigments are so aids i want to die

by MICABUCKET HYPE October 8, 2020

Dirty Essay

When a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and fucks the paper up her ass. Only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the shit-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic shit on fire, on his desk.

Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"

Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."

by Haeden'sKitty March 30, 2009