erection team

A Team of people dedicated to dealing with erections from start to finish

We had the erection team on standby incase it began to subside

by Chibbers October 09, 2014

Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...

Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..

by TerryCowboy November 03, 2018

neglected erection

When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls

Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection

by Dwide schrude July 11, 2017

erection infection

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

by tonto1 October 27, 2011

erect-a-stiffy

use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know

my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy

by penisman4273 January 23, 2023

Erect Nipples

Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.

Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"

by Nipplewomen June 07, 2005

de-erection

when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear

There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection

by Harry Pudi December 28, 2006