nervous erection

When you really want to do something but your nervous. Term can be used both literally or metaphorically

They all had nervous erections for the mountain pass. They had wanted to do the hike for a while but it was going to be difficult and dangerous in parts.

Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.

by The Stinge2 March 17, 2017

Erection Sweat

the sweat you get after a long hard erection.

I drunk my erection sweat I was so thirsty.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).

- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

OR

- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection

by NeatWolf May 29, 2014

erect-a-stiffy

use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know

my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy

by penisman4273 January 23, 2023

Crippling Erection

A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.

"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection

by Erectile misfunction October 8, 2021

Erect Nipples

Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.

Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"

by Nipplewomen July 18, 2005

de-erection

when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear

There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection

by Harry Pudi January 1, 2007