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Engaged

When you can still wise up and back out before you make the biggest mistake of your life.
Stan: Hey Dan, I just got engaged!

Dan: What the hell did you just say?

Stan: I just got engaged to Marie.

Dan: Jesus fucking christ, have you even thought about what that means?

*Stan ponders Dan's question*

Stan: Oh shit, your right..guess what I'm going to do now?

Dan: What?

Stan: Call this thing off, and if she don't like it, I'm going to dump her! Regardless of what happens meet me at my house later, were going to party all night long!!

Dan: Let Freedom Ring!

*Stan and Dan high five*
by StanTheeMan January 19, 2010
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New England Revolution

To be so incredibly good at something you don't even try.
"Damn, that kid just walked in, looked around for a sec, and now every girl is up on him. Who does he think he is? The New England Revolution?"
by DGags January 16, 2010
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England

The best country in the world and probably the most hated for some reason but we dont drink tea all day and we r not all posh, actually i've never met anyone that talks like 'we' do in american films.
England help france in the war and then they sell really dangerous bombs n stuff to argentinians in the falklands war
by jakew September 14, 2006
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england vs america

Adding the point to "Her Most Royal Majesty"

#1 We arent eastern, Japan is the east, we are western, just not as western as you.
#2 So right you call us british, we call you earthlings? i mean according to your logic thats what you are, i mean believe it or not you must be from earth.
#3 We didnt give it the name soccer, that sounds crap, we called it football as you kick it with your feet, you changed it to soccer at some point? if we gave it that name how come us ENGLISH call it football?
#4 By former colonies helped us out, do you mean prevented a tyrant from taking over the world, doesnt sound like a "little squabble", any idea how many innocent people were killed?. And for your information and everyone elses , america did not save any one in world war 2, it was russia, they had the greatest losses and gave the biggest help by attacking the germans from the east, sandwhiching them, the americans did not attack from the east...
"hey you called it soccer"
"we called it football, you must've for what ever reason changed that perfect suitable name"

england vs america = china wins
by troller2418 June 24, 2010
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Englandization

A term to discribe decline of a previously civilized Western European country. As a result of conservative, strictly free economy capitalist govenrment.

Also meaning the influence that U.S.A may have on the policies of smaller countries often allies. Related to old term Finlandization. Finlandisierung
This period of conservatism has been, in effect, the politics of economic decline. We have been unsettled spectators at the Englandization of our economy. Our universities, government programs, health care system, libraries, and roads are all becoming more modest--some of them slightly shabby, like pensioners who can't replace their tattered socks.The politics of decline has produced an ethic in which people, facing shrinking fortunes, are pitted against each other. In this environment people care more about preserving what they can for themselves than contributing to the commonwealth, the common good. Taxes are resented as an unwarranted intrusion, rather than as a contribution to such community benefits as education, transportation, street lights, and safety.
by Svenssonsson January 18, 2008
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The Queen Of England

Fred: "Dude have you heard about The Queen of England?"

John: "He she dead as fuck dude"
by EPICGAMERXXX September 8, 2022
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eggamo

1) A native human or creature from the land of eggs.

2) A tramp or rat who emmits a foul, egglike odour at every possible opportunity.

3) The type of cardboard used to house young puppies.
1) The eggamo set out from his eggloo to gather fried eggs for breakfast.

2) Ughhhhh...I do believe you are sitting near an eggamo Parkinson...

3) Jonlef ein eggamo oth el excela
by Peter Nelson February 7, 2004
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