Enrique

A complete piece of shit that throws everyone who could be a potential challenge to his power under the bus, making them look bad and making himself look good. Constantly berates everyone around him and has a bad temper. Sometimes has pedophile-like tendencies. Also enjoys blumpkins that involve receiving a blowjob in a public bathroom. Somehow thinks he's attractive, yet dresses like a 12 year old fat kid that eats way too much pizza.

You are nothing, just a worthless Enrique.

by Mr. Wonderfull September 4, 2018

enriquesuave

firecrotch; myspace whore

Wow, you have orange pubes! just like an original enriquesuave.

by enriquesuave February 13, 2008

Enrique Aguado Syndrome

Uncontrolable loss of I.Q. as result of talking to Enrique Aguado on AIM.

Sami is afraid to talk to Enrique on AIM due to possible chance of contracting EAS(Enrique Aguado Syndrome).

by Monty Python March 31, 2005

enrique iglesias

A greasy mole, nothing more, nothing less.

my undying love

by a-clitoris February 28, 2004

Enrique

Has sex with all the men in the house is soooo gay and like james dick

Enrique likes dick

by Letreal May 18, 2018

Enrico Pallazzo

A 3-year-old gelding racehorse, named after Enrico Pallazzo from Naked Gun, who doesn't just run but also provides hope to a ragtag bunch of Adelaidian hooligans at a time where politics is shot, the economy is stalling and their footy team is playing way below its potential.

A direct synonym for hope.

What we really need now is some Enrico Pallazzo to get through the working week.

by sirtobealot December 3, 2018

Jan Enric Nido

A person known to be very awesome.

Boy 1: Dude did you see the dunk!
Boy 2: I know man! it's like Jan Enric Nido!

by yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah! August 21, 2011