empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.

"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."

by dscully September 5, 2012

Empty Sheet Of Paper

Owner of the GameFAQs Samurai Jack message board

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Emptyrefrigeritis

When you are describing your refrigerator as empty to someone else.

Jamie: Dude, you mind if I grab a snack?
Charlie: I have emptyrefrigeritis

by imomio February 14, 2009

emptying the litter tray

If someone cleans their vagina.

Thank god she is emptying the litter tray last night. It was stinking.

by Mr Weir November 29, 2014

empty birthday

The celebration of a birthday of someone who has passed away or left in some way

Last week we celebrated Sargent Thompson's empty birthday

by Mr.James August 7, 2014

empty bus syndrome

After you staff a Birthright Israel trip and all the participants are growing up, progressing in their careers, and moving on in their adult lives.

I really miss being on Birthright with all of the trip participants. They're all so grown up now and I miss the good old days when we were stuck on a bus together for 10 days . Yep, I've got Empty Bus Syndrome.

by parkign November 30, 2016

Empty ketchup bottle

When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.

Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef

by FurryWarlord December 5, 2016