Mr. Earls

hottie hottie hottie, Mr Earls is a sub at MJHS and he is so hot
he has a very large ass

“Mr. Earls is my art sub today! I can’t wait to see his big fat ass”

by MREARLSLOVER April 29, 2022

Super perfundo on the early eve of your day

Another way to say goodbye to someone. The meaning is loose. Comes from the movie, Waking Life.

Wiley: Yeah, man. Well, I gotta go man.

John: Ok, later man. Super perfundo on the early eve of your day.

Wiley: What's that mean?

John: Well you know, I've never figured it out. Maybe you can. This guy always whispers it in my ear. Lewis.....he's a reoccurring dream character.

by The Legendary Ironwood January 29, 2007

early morning

2 hours after you wake up. No mater what time you woke up.

"dude! its noon already"
"what? no! its still early morning"
"..."
"I woke up an hour ago"

by thatgirlthatlivesinqatar December 31, 2011

early

a way of sayin "right now" or "soon"

"holla at'cha girl EARLY!"

by thizbthablaqchik November 2, 2003

Early Times

The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.

Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!

by Cal Ski Team #1! January 2, 2009

Earl Juice

The consequential vomiting after drinking E & J liquor.
Earl Juice > E & J

That nigga got wit' that Earl Juice!!

by eL jay' February 22, 2007

early tails

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008