hunting for eggs

a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.

Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Dean of EGGS

A former teacher who rises to a higher rank thus causing an insatiable appetite for giving her partner head.

Annies now Dean of eggs. Her boyfriend better watch out, he's gonna get his knob sucked off!!

by Scroody October 23, 2018

COOKIN HER EGGS

When a girl comes over to your parent's house and you cook her eggs on the stove as foreplay for anal.

Last night I was cookin her eggs at my parent's house

by goofyisamurderer January 20, 2020

Scramble her eggs

When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.

She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!

by SunflowerNikki April 8, 2022

porn and eggs

To go to a seemingly cool party on the playa at Burning Man, but to soon realize you're someplace that isn't really 'cool'.

After waiting 2 hours to get into that playa party, we soon realized that we'd been 'porn and eggs-ed' - surrounded by a class of people who put cool over content. An exclusive bunch of 'artistes' who only want to mix with other wannabes who silently preach that single males are predators and single females (by their amazing good nature) are the opposite (feloniously, of course)... thus - real mean should stay away. RUN AWAY, else you may be 'porn and eggs-ed'.

by marybeth1111 September 21, 2009

Cadbury Mini eggs

Tha Shiznit

Buy me a Bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs

by TZA April 10, 2004

cleaning up eggs

When you clean up all the messy cum after sex.
Eggs refer to your testicles because they look like eggs and your testicles are your nuts so you are cleaning up the excess nut.

"Michael is the best egg cleaner I know, ever since last year he's been cleaning up eggs."

by mliky December 27, 2020