The act of overeating something delicious but outrageously too big; recreational eating occurs when you are full from a meal, but you continue to eat and complete the meal out of enjoyment and gluttony
“Eating 4 slices of pizza was sufficient and filling; finishing the whole pizza was purely recreational eating.”
by pbids August 28, 2014
When sharing a limited amount of food or snacks with one or several of your (often fat) friends, the technique Offensive eating must be adopted.
Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.
Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.
Host 1: Shit bro, Kenny is coming over later and all we have is one bag of chips...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...
by Yeah, I´m talking to you! April 02, 2011
The art of inhaling your food. Panic eating is only in progress when the food you are currently eating doesn't even touch the tongue of the consumer.
"Jesus John, you really panic ate the shit out of that battered sausage".
Panic eating can be bad for the heart!
Panic eating can be bad for the heart!
by bpgala August 29, 2011
by potatem September 01, 2010
if you want to be a self-made man or The Teflon Don you need to start by learning how to be eating berries
by Sexydimma January 04, 2014
by relaxdiego December 10, 2014