1. When you have hard fast intercourse with a girl, and as a result, her cum soaks the sheets of the bed.
shamus: why is my wifes bed so wet?
Italo: I gave your wife an italian pile driver, she was relly hungry for cock!
shamus: what can i say I'm Irish! At least I have a long tongue!
Italo: I gave your wife an italian pile driver, she was relly hungry for cock!
shamus: what can i say I'm Irish! At least I have a long tongue!
by Shamus Mac May 12, 2007
Get the italian pile driver mug.A specialist antique driver used by world class golfers. Specifically designed to send an agonising recoil up through your hands when contact is made with the ball (which isn't very often due to the ergonomic putter head) Recommended for ranges of 150 Yards and under. Great for pee rollers and low drives.
John "Are you jealous of my wooden driver?"
Andrew "Yes..." (He replies with a sad face knowing all the bank in the world will not acquire him such a weapon)
Andrew "Yes..." (He replies with a sad face knowing all the bank in the world will not acquire him such a weapon)
by Shanelovdahoop15 April 5, 2017
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An individual who drives passengers to and from school but unfortunately does not receive any reimbursemnt from said "passengers". This individual receives much grief from his peers due to his countless hours of time wasted driving the bus without anything to show for it. Weapon of choice is usually a green Jeep Wrangler bearing the plates DRDLAX.
by bigpoparay December 13, 2008
Get the bus driver mug.Self exlpanatory. Description of a woman who lacks the basic fundamental skills to operate a motor vehicle. Should not be allowed to drive anything with wheels and an engine, except for maybe a lawn mower. More than likely she would fuck that up.
Look at that Dumb Cunt Driver over there, I can't believe she thinks its the guys fault she was on the wrong side of the road.
by Pennyslvania Driver October 25, 2007
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Get the texas driver mug.A Donkey Kong Pile Driver is when you shove a banana up a girls ass fuck her monkey style while beating her head at the point before climaxing flip her over your head slam her through a barrel face first cum on her and beat her back while making monkey noises after wards you take the banana out and began to eat it.
Dude i gave Abby a "Donkey Kong Pile Driver" she could't walk for three days after.
Yeah my wife was kinky last night and wanted a 'Donkey Kong Pile Driver" turns out i parallelized her from the waist down..
Yeah my wife was kinky last night and wanted a 'Donkey Kong Pile Driver" turns out i parallelized her from the waist down..
by Ster254 August 25, 2010
Get the Donkey Kong Pile Driver mug.The general inhibition by females to drive a motor vehicle when faced with driving for an extended period of time or in any difficult situations, this subsequently causes a lose of any small amount of driving skills held by the female driver in the first place and generally causes a large crash. After such a crash the female driver then proceeds to blame any cause conceivable besides their own lack of driving ability.
Laurens Female Driver Complex means everybody thinks it would be safer to get in a car with a incapacitated person driving.
Cats Female Driver Complex caused a 5 car write off and any subsequent faith in her driving ability to be lost.
Cats Female Driver Complex caused a 5 car write off and any subsequent faith in her driving ability to be lost.
by Jesus the great man October 1, 2008
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