Douchebag

A person who plays xbox live (or any other gaming system) at two in the morning just to insult other people playing in addition to constantly using the word bro while doing so

Wow Jimmy and Liam are douchebags when they play Halo because the are always teabagging other players.

Douchebag by glozz44 May 26, 2009

Douchebag

A person, who uses urbandictionary.com to write negative vulgar definitions of people's names based on the bad experience he/she had with them. Oh and douchebags can't spell

Wow, he can't even spell "tiny penis" correctly without being aroused, what a douchebag!

Douchebag by lifesvr February 5, 2010

douchebag

A person in a cubicle environment surrounded by overwork staffers, who daily feels the need to talk loudly on the phone to his family and friends, and also to schedule such things as home repair, phone service, vacations and rental cars. Also known to talk loudly with food in their mouth, and scrape to death the bottom of a cup of yogurt.

"Tim is such a douchebag, do we really need to hear about his parenting skills?"

douchebag by DisgruntledStaffer June 24, 2005

Douchebag

A bag used to clean the vagina with a straw or something to disperse the fluid. Usually used after sex.

It can also be used as a derogotory phrase towards someone if they're being an asshole or if you just dont feel like saying something else.

Scott Petterson is a douchebag.

Douchebag by Bobby IzZO April 22, 2006

douchebag

A guy who is an egotistical arrogant fucktard who mooches off his girlfriends and friends. Always takes advantage of everyone he's around. Believes that he's the smartest of his circle and anyone he meets. Scrony fuck with a scrony dick that couldn't please a real woman, even if his life depended on it.

William Sullivan, the douchebag of 118 Petow Loop Exten

douchebag by hahakija February 25, 2013

douchebag

A person with multiple DWI'S and who hates his step children

A persons step father is a douchebag

douchebag by bob joe sir January 16, 2008

douchebag

ryan seacrest.

can be used as a noun or as an adjective

P1: "Hey douchebag!"
Ryan Seacrest: "yeah?"

P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest"
P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"

douchebag by tylerdurden5123124 October 29, 2009