The art of one yelling “Doctor Brain” aloud while simultaneously flashing others with his ballsack. Typically done in locker rooms
by Sham_wow February 13, 2018
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I went to my local VA Clinic because I was suffering from severe cramps, a fever, and dizziness. Unfortunately, they sent me to one of their sickbay doctors who told me to take an antacid, and go home to rest. I later found out in the Emergency Room of my local hospital that my appendix had ruptured.
by M Mackenzie July 29, 2011
Get the Sickbay doctors mug.DR. W - Drunken Raging Whore generally used to refer to a girl who goes from being a prudish Ice-Queen to a Wanton-Hussy overnight.
by boyTerry September 13, 2011
Get the Doctor Dubbya mug.Clever, considered and kind, the Fifth Doctor's world was one of fascination and science. He relished the recursion of Castrovalva, solved the mystery under the sinking sands of Frontios, and came face to face with the Silurians and Sea Devils once more. He twice faced the snake-like Mara, infesting the mind of his companion Tegan. And it was in this fifth body that the he was reunited with his past selves to fight in the Death Zone on Gallifrey. Infected with a deadly virus and with only enough antidote to save one, the Fifth Doctor sacrificed his life to save his friend Peri.
by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death July 26, 2018
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She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
Get the Doctor of Fartology mug.When A Doctor or specialist misdiagnosis someone because they have either;
1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;
or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;
or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.
eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.
The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.
1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;
or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;
or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.
eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.
The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.
Specialist: "Your blood pressure is quite high."
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.
Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.
Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".
by the kid from MAD magazine March 13, 2023
Get the Doctor's whispers mug.A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.
A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.
by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012
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