A really cool Fox Television series about a married couple coming in front of either Judge Mablean Ephriam, Judge Lynn Toler or Judge Faith Jenkins so that they could get advice on their marriage or get a divorce. It has aired on Television since 1999.
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK January 12, 2021
Get the Divorce Court mug.1. When a statement or action expressed by an individual leads you to believe they've been through a traumatic divorce.
2. When an individual is over-compensating in a marriage to win the favor of their spouse, preventing divorce.
2. When an individual is over-compensating in a marriage to win the favor of their spouse, preventing divorce.
Man: *Slaps comedian who made a joke about his wife*
Man: "Keep my wife's name out of your fuc**ng mouth"
"Woah, that's some Divorce Court Energy.
"Congrats to Tina on her pregnancy! And so soon! 3 months Seperated and my son's getting a little brother! Goodbye Alimony!"
- "Yikes, that's some major Divorce Court Energy".
Man: "Keep my wife's name out of your fuc**ng mouth"
"Woah, that's some Divorce Court Energy.
"Congrats to Tina on her pregnancy! And so soon! 3 months Seperated and my son's getting a little brother! Goodbye Alimony!"
- "Yikes, that's some major Divorce Court Energy".
by JohnnyRobot March 29, 2022
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Put bear traps around your bed while your wife's sleeping, thn call her for breakfast and wait for her to step out of bed.
by WhosGotTheDrugs August 3, 2009
Get the Quick Divorce mug.When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2021
Get the Dead Dick Divorce mug.Girl 1: Hey, I'm having a divorce party to celebrate parting with my ex- husband, wanna come?
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)
by Firelovesugar100 March 20, 2011
Get the Divorce Party mug.When an amazingly good looking young man decides his wife doesn't meet his standards. (Standards such as
Cooking ability, Money, Willing to be housewife, dishwashing abilities, ironing abilities, oh and she works and isn't allowed to buy shoes)
Cooking ability, Money, Willing to be housewife, dishwashing abilities, ironing abilities, oh and she works and isn't allowed to buy shoes)
by The Sexiest man alive March 20, 2005
Get the Divorce mug.A way to start a new life while ending one marriage; children may gain more loving parents and siblings through remarriage.
by Natasha Lynn November 11, 2008
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