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Discontract

We need to discontract this cleaning service, I am tired of all the paperwork.
by Alfredaz April 25, 2020
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discunt

An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.
Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.
by GFYWYOF January 13, 2009
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Dixcount

A dixcount is a discount or special treatment (privilege) one would receive after playing with the dix.
Customer: "Can I ax for the dixcount?"
Cashier: "Yea, but you gotta play with the dix tho."
by JadYG April 19, 2019
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discontimental

The inability to control one's vowells. Discontinent. Usually experienced as a side-effect of alcohaul consumption, or excessive drug use.
Man! That bitch is discontimental when she drinks! Won't shut the hell up!
by Fnqaz July 28, 2016
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Disocunt

A Prostitute who has a history behind her sexual acts and fantasies in a practical attribute.
That Disocunt just got famous for her reality act!
by lavdalasoon August 20, 2009
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Tire Discounters

Also known as Hell, a desolate and fiendish place ridden with demonic energies that seek to strangle any and all traces of human consciousness from people so they are more easily controlled by corporate entities (i.e. demons). The name is also an illusion, as you will be sufficiently ripped off if you get your vehicle worked on there.
"Hey man, what time do you clock out of Tire Discounters?"

'.........I don't, sorry.'
by Ozekat February 1, 2013
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Discuntled

An upset(possibly menstruating) woman, usually aggressive and full of vitriolic hatred for her hapless spouse.
"The stupid bitch threw a fit and became discuntled because her loving husband forgot to sweep the driveway"
by Gregory Edmonds May 7, 2009
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