Disasterpiece

the opposite of a masterpiece.

if a masterpiece is considered a wonderful piece of work, a disasterpiece would be considered a piece of work so horrible the world may never be the same after its evil has destroyed the souls of millions.

Dan: hey this book is really good! What a masterpiece!

Sara: you're stupid, i hate you! i actually think its a disasterpiece.

by Milton The Monster April 30, 2008

disasterfest

An infestation of disaster. A disaster so raw and uncalled for that the only natural reaction when confronted with one is to slap the person next to you for relief.

Katie was just spotted doing the walk of shame. Her hair was all over the place along with her clothes and makeup. She looks like a complete disasterfest.

by Joey Sis December 21, 2010

Dishaster

1. a huge mess comprised largely, if not all, of dishes
2. when dishes drop and break on the ground

He hasn't done the dishes in weeks! It's a dishaster in the kitchen right now.

by beard115 May 5, 2010

Disasturbate

Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.

The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.

by Jawsh00 July 3, 2015

disasterpiece

A popular song by Iowa 9-piece Slipknot. Opens with one of the most psychotic lyrics ever.

"I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound..."

by me January 29, 2005

disasterrific

When things don't go exactly as you would like

Brother: "What's your status?"
Yuna: "Ow, disasterrific."

by Shroudie March 12, 2005

Disasterclass

(Slang) 1. Opposite for masterclass, used chiefly on Football Twitter & among friends of friends.

2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor

3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it

1. A disasterclass from Manchester United got them thumped by 4 goals to nil by Brentford

by AdManny August 13, 2022